On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:

Twelve Drummers Drumming

Eleven Pipers Piping

Ten Lords a Leaping

Nine Ladies Dancing

Eight Maids a Milking

Seven Swans a Swimming

Six Geese a Laying

Five GOLDEN Rings

Four Calling Birds

Three French Hens

Two Turtle Doves

… Alan Partridge in a Pear Tree

Happy New Year, folks. Normal blogging will be resumed next week.