On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Twelve Drummers Drumming
Eleven Pipers Piping
Ten Lords a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five GOLDEN Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
… Alan Partridge in a Pear Tree
Happy New Year, folks. Normal blogging will be resumed next week.